‘Cause if you truly believe in God, you believe that God created the Earth, the moon, the stars, the Sun. A couple of white people are going, “They don’t want us in here either.” Fuck Whole Foods, I need some Half Foods. Let me get on top. You have to fuck these motherfuckers. It’s so easy to catch us ’cause it’s always the new chick. The union was tough. No, don’t clap for that shit unless you’re a lawyer. So⦠So Stevie’s playing and me and Jay-Z get sad, ’cause we realize we’re never gonna play the White House. Like, to not know if you’re gonna be able to fucking see your kids. You know? We need bullies. Enjoy the game.”, God never shows up at those times. I never heard of anybody getting a cyber-bag of piss thrown at them. If you got a good mortgage, God has blessed you. No, that was her natural state. Please bear with us.”. We need fucking bullies. Tell the kids the truth. I fucked up, man. Ladies, are you listening to me? I’m sure they’d let you go. That’s a pretty ambitious thing to say. If you got one of those mortgages, just get out of that shit. Here’s what I think. That’s right. But he gave you good dick. Get him fired!” It’s like his sin has punished him. On TV. âª, ⪠Can I live, for all my n*ggas With all white Air Force Ones âª. “You fucking weak bitch. I was addicted to porn. In this extended cut of his 2018 special, Chris Rock takes the stage for a special filled with searing observations on fatherhood, infidelity, and politics. She goes, “I want you to know the school has absolutely no bullies. But it has to be deployed correctly. Stop it.”. Do you understand, “Nerds rule the world”? If you live with a woman, you don’t have a house. That’s right. ‘Cause a housewife has convinced her husband that it’s his house, too. You shot up a school, nobody cared, man. I was there couple of months ago. A lot of religion in the news, man. You got to whoop that ass. I don’t play that shit. Check ’em all out, man. It’s so heavy. I’m telling you right now. I hope you doing well. You can’t miss nobody today. Soon as you leave the house, you get a fucking beep, you get a text, you get a FaceTime, you get a fucking Snapchat, you get some kind of fucking communication. I think the act of helping God is sacrilegious. That’s right. That’s what they need. Just ready to smack the shit, like, “I can’t believe this motherfucker think they can talk to me this way. I’m so fucked up, man. That’s right. “Daddy, my ass is burning.” “It’s white, motherfucker, it’s white. How many times you been ready to quit your job? I just love watching the preachers. ‘Cause the Black kids, you’re in⦠You know, you get ready to face a whole nother world. You know what’s fucked up? Lose your job for three weeks, motherfucker, and you will meet her. We gotta shoot a white kid quick.” “Which one?” “Ah, the first one you see singing Cardi B.”, That’s right. And I realized everybody in the room was born to much better circumstances than me. What’s going on? “Have you seen Ray J?” I’m like, “Fuck Ray J. I hate that n*gga.”, Yo, you don’t want to get divorced, man. I’ve been⦠I’ve been so busy, man. Writes “judge” on the back, just in case somebody thinks it’s a n*gga with a cape. That’s right, just break up. Like⦠pilots. âª, ⪠All my cats with open cases Big cars, and no license âª, ⪠All my n*ggas that say pause After they say some fucked up shit âª, ⪠Jigga shit Roc-A-Fella forever, yo âª, Your email address will not be published. You get older, the one thing I learned⦠Only women, children and dogs⦠are loved unconditionally. There ain’t nothing better than a good mortgage. I mean, I’ve been hunting. We live in a country where two people can do the exact same crime, in the exact same place, at the exact same time, and get different sentences. I mean, I’m basically trying to find God before God finds me. You’re going too hard on the cops, man. All rights reserved. Man, I had to go to rehab, get the porn patch. They will shoot 100 people in Vegas, okay? Then, later on, now you’re all fucked up and you need a perfect porn cocktail⦠to get you off, you know? That’s right. Donald Glover And Phoebe Waller-Bridge Are. Chris Rockâs 2018 Netflix stand-up special, Tamborine, is getting remixed, renamed, and rereleased by the streaming network this month.
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